superhero vacancy, no mr. knife and fork man.

calling all superheros.
are you a superhero?
do you have amazing super power capabilities?
what are they?
if you want to join our (well, my) superhero club
please send your name, superpower capability and terms.
i'm serious.
no fucking around here.
cause i don't even have my email address posted so you're gonna need to be able to read my mind or already know who i am and have my email address.
posers need not apply.
that's right mr. evil knife and fork. i know your number. not here.